I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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