If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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