Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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