plz talk dirty to me
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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