Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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