I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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