he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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