Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
How's work?
Spinning.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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