i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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