Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
3 2 1 whiskey
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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