Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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