Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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