When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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