hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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