I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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