They should really pass out barf bags in church
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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