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Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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