And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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