found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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