The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
