I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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