There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
NoShamevember. You game?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
