A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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