somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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