I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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