that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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