Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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