Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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