you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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