The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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