so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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