I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
this will be a night to untag.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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