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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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