he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
