Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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