I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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