4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
