come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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