Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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