New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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