hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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