my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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