I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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