i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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