did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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