She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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