i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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