i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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