I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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