Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
